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PostSubject: Boyfriend Application   Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:08 pm

Yeah, I know, its fucking crazy, weird, and retarted, my friend Sarah made me post it on my myspace, so why not here? And I was curious to how Jak would respond.^_^


1.NAME:

2.NUMBER?:

3.LOCATION:

4.DO YOU KNOW ME:

5.DO YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW:

6.WOULD YOU EVER HURT ME IN ANY WAY?:

7.WOULD YOU CUDDLE WITH ME?:

8.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I CRIED:

9.WOULD YOU KISS ME IN ANY WAY?(MAKE OUT, CHEEK):

10.WOULD YOU EVER DATE ME?:

11.WHAT WOULD WE DO?:

12.WHERE WOULD WE GO?:

15.WOULD YOU EVER SAY YOU LOVED ME?:

16.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID I LOVED YOU WHILE WE WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP?:

17.DO YOU THINK IM ANNOYING?:

FINAL QUESTION:

18.WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?:

Also, I have aids.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:27 pm

OH MY GOOD LORD...... ok... I will let this go for a little while.. just cause I really like you Lee... and I know how hard it is to find the right person ^^ but I seriously don't think you will find them on the net.... but GOOD LUCK!

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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:14 pm

1.NAME: Jak

2.NUMBER?: 645-435-9585

3.LOCATION: The Atlantic Ocean

4.DO YOU KNOW ME: I wish I didn't.

5.DO YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW: No.

6.WOULD YOU EVER HURT ME IN ANY WAY?: Lots of ways.

7.WOULD YOU CUDDLE WITH ME?: Who the hell would?

8.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I CRIED: Laugh at you, record it, and put it online.

9.WOULD YOU KISS ME IN ANY WAY?(MAKE OUT, CHEEK): Not on the face. Wink

10.WOULD YOU EVER DATE ME?: As long as you payed me.

11.WHAT WOULD WE DO?: Have sex.

12.WHERE WOULD WE GO?: The kitchen.

15.WOULD YOU EVER SAY YOU LOVED ME?: It might pop out during sex, but I don't mean it.

16.WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID I LOVED YOU WHILE WE WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Get the hell away from you.

17.DO YOU THINK IM ANNOYING?: Fuck yes.

FINAL QUESTION:

18.WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?: Iiya
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:52 pm

Omfg Jak your really fucking mean
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:47 pm

lmao, jak. Another person on another forum said basicly the same thing. But then he deleted it. For makeing me laugh my ass off you are hired Very Happy Is that phone number a fake? cus if its not, i'm gonna call it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:57 pm

Wow that had to be the meanest boyfriend app, and the weirdest reply.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:59 pm

Oh Yondy, thats oh so true, but is that nfecisarily a bad thing?
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:34 pm

I guess not
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:43 pm

Thats why I love you Jak, you're brutal honesty. Lee, I would fill out that application, but a friend of mine's dad just got arrested for Solicitation of a Minor over the Internet so . . . . I'm to fragile for prison.

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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:16 pm

Well, how did you guys think I was going to react?
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:52 pm

Well, I tried to text Jak, but it didn't work, so I'm assumeing its a landline. Now, to call it, or not to call it? Very Happy What do u guys think I should do?
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:57 pm

No, don't call it. I don't want to speak to you!!
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:27 pm

But that only wants to make me do it more Very Happy Urge to call Jak riseing Very Happy I already put it in my contacts.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:30 pm

Time to change numbers.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:09 pm

Solicitation Jak!!! Here Come The FEDS!!! guns Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:02 pm

They were already here for CP.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:12 pm

Either that, or Nj and Menow spread the gossip.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:38 pm

This thread is full of fail.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:40 am

and random comments like these.

CHEESE!!!!!!

I OWN YOUR SOULS!!!!

ANNA HAS BANNANA'S CUS ANNA LIKES BANNANA'S CUS BANNANA'S LIKE ANNA CUS ANNA HAS BANNA'S CUS ANNA LIKES BANNANA'S. How long did it take you to get that one?
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:57 pm

Wow haven't heard that ryhme since 3rd grade. Jak seem's as if he would get caught for online dating with a underage girl but that's my opinion maybe he likes his porn more than13-15 year olds but seeing as I am 15 nothing is better than those 2 me except maybe Jessica Alba, Or Pamela Anderson.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:42 pm

lol! AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! What the fuck!? This thread is fuckin' hilarious! I don't why but for some reason this one really amused me. Twisted Evil I'm glad you have a good sense of humour Lee. gaara1

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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:57 pm

Nice one Jak, good amount of cruelness and humor in that reply lol Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:23 am

I found out three things:

1 Jak is EVIL!!!
2 Lee is not loved here
3 This thread is not taken seriously

LMAO!!
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:44 am

Very true, Jak is EVIl. He ruined my plans to destroy the world. He distracted me with something shiny. It was a nickel. and it was very shiny. DMN YOU JAK AND YOUR SHINY NICKELS!!!!!!!

sasukevil, hold me, I am not loved Sad

Why doesn't anyone take this thread seriously? lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Boyfriend Application   Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:58 am

Lee wrote:
Another person on another forum said basicly the same thing. But then he deleted it.
it was not "basically the same thing"!! it was chaos!! Dance
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